Launched

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We’re off to a great start with 22,000 page views our first day. Thanks to everyone who shared the site and helped spread the word. Definitely pass a link to folks who online date — Why They’re Single critically depends on user-submissions to bring you fresh content every day. More soon!

If you missed it yesterday, check out The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.

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What color is that nack again?

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Dude Next Door

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Friendly neighbor to share a cup of sugar, lend a tool.

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Equestrian, anyone?

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Playin’ Hard to Get

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It’s a fire sale in here. Virgins flyin off the shelves.

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Valentine’s Day Special: The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters

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Happy Valentine’s Day and welcome to Why They’re Single, the tribute site to excellence and failure in online dating. We hope you’re ready for some romance today. To celebrate our favorite holiday and the birthday of this website, we’ve prepared something special:

The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.

Follow the links below to learn how Ineffective Online Daters everywhere are striking out on Valentine’s Day!

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Without further ado: The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.

                                    Habit # 1 — Passionate Pictures

                                    Habit # 2 — Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent

                                    Habit # 3 — Smile Like You’re Dying Inside

                                    Habit # 4 — Stick With a Losing Strategy

                                    Habit # 5 — Swing for the Fences

                                    Habit # 6 — Self-Awareness

                                    Habit # 7 — Mention that Junk

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The First Habit of Highly Ineffective Online Daters: Passionate Pictures

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You can spot a truly Ineffective Online Dater by their photos, which always communicate so much more than the dater’s beauty. The First Habit of Highly Ineffective Online Daters is simple: include things you are passionate about in your pictures, and stick those things into your cleavage and face.

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NEXT UP >>>>>>> Habit 2: Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent

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