Happy Valentine’s Day and welcome to Why They’re Single, the tribute site to excellence and failure in online dating. We hope you’re ready for some romance today. To celebrate our favorite holiday and the birthday of this website, we’ve prepared something special:
The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.
Follow the links below to learn how Ineffective Online Daters everywhere are striking out on Valentine’s Day!
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Without further ado: The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.
Habit # 1 — Passionate Pictures
Habit # 2 — Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent
Habit # 3 — Smile Like You’re Dying Inside
Habit # 4 — Stick With a Losing Strategy
Habit # 5 — Swing for the Fences
Habit # 6 — Self-Awareness
Habit # 7 — Mention that Junk

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