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Friendly neighbor to share a cup of sugar, lend a tool.
It’s a fire sale in here. Virgins flyin off the shelves.
Happy Valentine’s Day and welcome to Why They’re Single, the tribute site to excellence and failure in online dating. We hope you’re ready for some romance today. To celebrate our favorite holiday and the birthday of this website, we’ve prepared something special:
The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.
Follow the links below to learn how Ineffective Online Daters everywhere are striking out on Valentine’s Day!
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Without further ado: The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Online Daters.
Habit # 1 — Passionate Pictures
Habit # 2 — Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent
Habit # 3 — Smile Like You’re Dying Inside
Habit # 4 — Stick With a Losing Strategy
Habit # 5 — Swing for the Fences
Habit # 6 — Self-Awareness
Habit # 7 — Mention that Junk
You can spot a truly Ineffective Online Dater by their photos, which always communicate so much more than the dater’s beauty. The First Habit of Highly Ineffective Online Daters is simple: include things you are passionate about in your pictures, and stick those things into your cleavage and face.
NEXT UP >>>>>>> Habit 2: Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent