This comes courtesy of the very funny Havilah
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“Imagine my disappointment,” submitter says, “when I realized George Clooney had not messaged me. Underdog indeed.”
There’s a lesson here. We’re sure this guy’s a perfectly nice gentleman, and it’s a testament to something that George Clooney is willing to touch him, but EVERYONE looks bad next to Clooney.
If you’re going to pose with someone famous in your dating profile, we suggest a more flattering comparison:
This way people know IT’S A TRAP.