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Filed in: General WTF
If you can find a worse dating ad, you win
Filed in: Begging For It, Get Dressed, Spel Chek
This ad would improve a lot if it would just remove every single word and replace the pictures with close ups of Jar-Jar Binks.
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Take a Knee
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Here at Why They’re Single, we know your time is valuable and that you want to give it all to us. We also realize that you are vain like we are and want to some day brag that you were among our first 500 Facebook fans and Twitter followers before we got huge and outsourced to India.
In the meantime, we’re doing this for free, and only because we are passionate about people who suck (and sometimes rock) at online dating. A token of your approval goes a long way.
So take the plunge and click that mouse. Get the latest and enjoy our occasional worthless exclusive musings and bullshit by following us on Twitter or liking our Facebook page. You might not regret it!
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Not Picky, Just Want to Back Door a Short, Non-Brown Person
Filed in: Kinky Time, Race Card
Got that shorties? If the booty’s exit only, that’s a deal-breaker.
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Flattering Comparisons
Filed in: Self-Esteem
“Imagine my disappointment,” submitter says, “when I realized George Clooney had not messaged me. Underdog indeed.”
There’s a lesson here. We’re sure this guy’s a perfectly nice gentleman, and it’s a testament to something that George Clooney is willing to touch him, but EVERYONE looks bad next to Clooney.
If you’re going to pose with someone famous in your dating profile, we suggest a more flattering comparison:
This way people know IT’S A TRAP.
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If Looks Could Kill
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There’s a thumbnail of this extraordinary profile pic in our polaroid gallery, but it needs to be confronted in its full-on glory.
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