We don’t really think of Plenty of Fish as the place people go to SMOKE ROCK, but it’s true.
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Loading ...New rule: if your dating email sounds like a Dos Equis advertisement, you deserve a response.
(24 votes) Loading ...Always investigate your dates. Our forensic specialists have concluded that this photo was doctored to superimpose flowers over his giving the bird, and the halo is there to distract from the general dirt-bagginess of his attitude.
(2 votes) Loading ...First impressions count. Creating your nom de’ date can be a real challenge, so why not highlight something about yourself that makes you proud?
(2 votes) Loading ...This is some premium banter folks. Submitter: “This user claimed to be a member of a Chinese intelligence agency on a mission to secure the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Obviously this required a response . 
Of course I never heard back once I requested the head of Alfredo Garcia in exchange…”
(18 votes) Loading ...Submitter says: “I blocked him and he keeps finding me! WTF.”
Good lord, son, what’s that about?!
(2 votes) Loading ...It’s a mean learning curve, writing a good first dating email. If you started out promising to fuck her face like the prince charming we featured a ways back, hopefully with practice you will learn there are classier ways to a woman’s heart (and bedroom).
Submitter sez: “Finally. Thank you, sir, thank you. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone to compliment my profile writing skills. Meet me in my bedroom, pronto.”
The lesson here? There’s a big difference between making her feel good and making her feel how horny and/or focused on your own wang you are. Take note.
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