We don’t really think of Plenty of Fish as the place people go to SMOKE ROCK, but it’s true.
This is some premium banter folks. Submitter: “This user claimed to be a member of a Chinese intelligence agency on a mission to secure the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Obviously this required a response . Of course I never heard back once I requested the head of Alfredo Garcia in exchange…”
It’s a mean learning curve, writing a good first dating email. If you started out promising to fuck her face like the prince charming we featured a ways back, hopefully with practice you will learn there are classier ways to a woman’s heart (and bedroom).
Submitter sez: “Finally. Thank you, sir, thank you. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone to compliment my profile writing skills. Meet me in my bedroom, pronto.”
The lesson here? There’s a big difference between making her feel good and making her feel how horny and/or focused on your own wang you are. Take note.