Looking for a sweet little lady who can run fast and enjoyed the SAW movies.
Where shall we go on a date this evening, m’lady?
I present to thee these options three:
1. A bracing good horseback jaunt through the Kingdom of Caid.
2. A most noble tournament where I shall out-joust thine suitors all.
3. A public beheading of heretics in thine honor, with a chalice full o’ their Heathen blood!
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