If you need to vent, there’s always a stranger online who wants to hold your baggage. Submitter does a nice job of letting him down easy.
Yep, this one is for the ages. Oh boy. Hats off to this gentleman. Or pants down.
Amazing that she spelled “chlamydia” write.
If you have to bail on your date, try this excuse — very persuasive!
How’s a lady to respond to this?
This is the SECOND profile submission this week that is both named after the rumpus and mentions constipation. #trending!
Bonus points for covering STDs, hemorrhoids, and prostitution, too. Sexy time!