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Here’s an object lesson in online dating. Great, great photo, then a sub-par follow-up in her written personal statement.

Our first impression is bangin’. Nice looking bed, florescent stripper pole, black light posters, a mysterious power cord dangling from the ceiling, and best of all, a suggestive stain on the shirt.
But ladies, poor writing can spoil an otherwise steller beginning (click for full size):
Thought we’d help out with some copy-editing. Just in case.

Yeah, besides being stuck in a passionless marriage, this guy seems like a catch. Whose ideas are definitely not “stuped.”
UPDATE: Commenter TomZ has this brilliant comment: “Dude, if your wife missed as many periods as you did, you’d stay married just to avoid the child custody battle.” Zing!