Race Card

When the content of one’s character isn’t colorful enough.

Always Insist on Seeing a Photo

Filed in: Cock Talk, Race Card

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Hairy Man of Any Race

Filed in: Kinky Time, Race Card

hairy-race

Whatever floats your coat.

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A White Dude’s Lecture on Racism

Filed in: Race Card

racist

Yeah, ANYTHING a white man says is racist. For example, if he casually remarks that those uppity blacks have now got THEIR OWN TV CHANNEL, bringing the ratio of white channels to black channels all the way up to 650:1, someone somewhere will call him a racist. Shame, shame.

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Ingredients of a Rockin Profile

Filed in: Race Card, Self-Esteem

butt-dimples

Had us at “constipated.”

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It was love at first xenophobic misconception

Filed in: Race Card, Spel Chek

25_msdrc

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Not Picky, Just Want to Back Door a Short, Non-Brown Person

Filed in: Kinky Time, Race Card

sexygourmetman1

Got that shorties? If the booty’s exit only, that’s a deal-breaker.

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The Second Habit of Highly Ineffective Online Daters: Trash-Talk a Sub-Continent

Filed in: Haters, Race Card

If you want to make it as a Highly Ineffective Online Dater, don’t be vague. State what you want, and more importantly, state what you don’t want. Here’s how it’s done.

east-asians

This dater has mastered the art of eliminating as many potential responders as possible, so that only an incredibly narrow, incredibly racist subset of the population will express their interest. That’s called targeted power-dating, and we tip our turbans to it.

NEXT UP >>>>>>> Habit 3: Smile Like You’re Dying Inside

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